April 2012
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Top Bro Colleges? →
Huffington Post lists the top 10 colleges for bros. Their methodology seems to be to pick colleges with good sports programs and preppy yet generic style, plus Bowdoin, which had a cookout once. Not that tailgating is not an important bro activity, but I’d like to see a more scientific bromance study. What elements are necessary for a college to foster a bromantic...
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Seinfeld: Not a Bromance
I was considering putting a post of Jerry/George or Jerry/Elaine, but it just didn’t sit right. Why aren’t Jerry and George bros? What I came around to is that they’re all too selfish. They don’t have it in them to wingman for each other. They gladly push each other down to get what they want. It’s exactly why they all got tossed in jail in the finale. They’re...
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The Wingman
One important facet of a bromance is the Wingman. If a Bro is hitting it off with someone, his wingman takes all steps necessary to ensure the desired outcome (short of, you know, roofies and such. Consent is sexy, people). Sometimes this means sacrificing your own hookup for the night, but every bromance requires some give and take.
“Wingman” can also be used more generically, a...
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